丈夫跟情人在家里亲热后,笼里的鹦鹉看见了,滔滔不绝的说:“我看见了,我看见了。”
丈夫百般讨好,又百般恐吓后,仍然堵不住三寸“鹦”口。眼看妻子快要回来了,忙掏出钱:“给你250元怎么样?”
“不行,最少500!”
丈夫大怒:“这么多?!”
鹦鹉不紧不慢:“这还多?!昨天你回来前,太太可是给了我250的。如今我见多识广,当然价钱就水涨船高了。”
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