上交血粪
一个新官上任,乡下每个里长要收100担大粪上交官府肥田。有个里长收了99担,还少1担,怎么也收不齐了。急得无法,就拿苋菜煮水,凑成1担充数。官吏问:“这担粪怎么这样红啊?”里长答:“百姓肛门里的粪都掏光了,这都是硬挤出的血啊。”
一个新官上任,乡下每个里长要收100担大粪上交官府肥田。有个里长收了99担,还少1担,怎么也收不齐了。急得无法,就拿苋菜煮水,凑成1担充数。官吏问:“这担粪怎么这样红啊?”里长答:“百姓肛门里的粪都掏光了,这都是硬挤出的血啊。”
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